I am, I am a zombie

I am a Zombie, and most definitely not a Homewreaker you little douche, but don't worry i still love you.
i cant believe you'd actually think I'd go and like try to break them up. He's hot and all, but i ain't no whore. I don't get pleasure out of breaking people up. And i will not follow in the footsteps of some people who have. It's stupid.
but like seriously, you're my friend. you should know i wouldn't do this. god.
i want to slap you :)

he is hot however, and do want to be his friend. and if in anytime in the near future he decides to leave his girlfriend i will not be my fault. i will completely innocent. so to all you whores out there, i will not follow in your footsteps.